Melody Likes Babbling About The OfficeMy looooong thoughts on "The Convention." If you haven't seen it yet...don't read! Unless you want to. For some reason.
Before I get going on my episode blogging thing, I have to say that I REALLY liked this episode. I liked it more than last week's, and since seeing it the first time, I haven't stopped wanting to watch it over and over again. I've seen some negativity about this episode from fans already, which...well, to each their own, certainly. And no, it wasn't "Casino Night" or "The Injury." And any episode is going to be a little weird, because JIM IS GONE HE'S GONE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP JIM, but...I really thought this was a great episode.
So, let's begin.
I feel like this bit about Michael with the Chinese baby is kind of overlooked, because of the rest of the episode, but this is just hilarious. "I want you to find out how much a little Chinese baby would cost." Just go down to the Chinese baby market and pick one up, Michael.
I wonder if Roy's sister really looked into it, or if Pam's just making that up to shut Michael up.
"I don't even know if I want a baby in eight months."
"Probably won't."
PAM'S SIGH. Pam's mocking of Michael's sigh...I love it.
10 years...20 years...30 years... Sure. Yes, when Pam is 56 years old...then she will have a baby with you.
Three packs of condoms. Michael's an ambitious guy.
Those are some hot jeans.
"The poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo."
This scene between Dwight and Angela is amazing. Monkey. wtf.
"Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly. That's code for, 'Check out the slut.'" AMAZING. I have to say, I don't...get the thing with the flies, though. I keep rewatching it expecting that I'll get it, but I...don't. Someone please tell me what I'm missing!
I love how well Jenna Fischer does nervous. Her talking head is so cute.
I think it's very funny that Pam later does take Michael's advice and unbuttons that top button and lets those things breathe. People really do listen to Michael.
"Um..."
I kept waiting for them to actually tell Jim that Pam says, "Um."
CREED. YOU ARE SO CREEPY.
"Andrea's the office bitch." Wow. That line killed me. Creed is incredible.
Everyone looks very tan in this episode.
Jim's little face is so earnest when he tells Michael that it's really good to see him. So cute.
OH!! THE PART WITH TOBY! TOBY TOBY TOBY!! "If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that." TOBY TOBY TOBY!!
Jim is so delighted when Dwight shakes his hand off like a nine year old.
Carol is an 800 pound gorilla. Carol needs to come back to the show!
I love Dwight studying the elevator in the background.
TOBY!!!!! AHHHH, his little WAVE!!! OH GOD SO CUTE.
A Jim Halpert "Wow." Yes.
Jim, don't have inside jokes in Stamford. I don't...like that. Your teeth look very white though, and your skin looks very tan. And you made one long Jim!face when Michael and Dwight were singing their little song.
Ha, there's a Chili's commercial.
Michael...you're friends with a walking Blackberry. Michael...that's really sad.
TOBY!! TOBY TOBY TOBY!!! I can't believe how cute this is. The hands. The blushing. This is so freaking cute. But Toby, steer clear...head for open waters. Pam's a heartbreaker.
"Hey, how's...Toby."
Is this the first time we got Toby's last name? What's more, is that his real last name? Flenderson? It sounds like the sort of thing Michael would make up to make Toby sound more ridiculous. Maybe not. What would make it great is that that's a totally bland last name. All of the vowel sounds in it are practically the same.
The way Michael grins at Jan and rests his head on his fist when he tells her she's invited reminds me of David Brent, I have to say.
He wants to say, "That's what she said," SO BADLY. And I love that he doesn't.
Dating advice from Phyllis. "Oh yeah, you'll have to put out." WOW. WOW, Phyllis.
I couldn't believe it when I saw Angela.
Anyone else notice that Michael's new ringtone is "My Humps"??? WOW. I couldn't place it until the second time I watched the episode, but WOW.
"Hi Pam." AHHHHHHH. Jim's face when Michael says, "Have fun on your date." AHHHHH.
And then Pam looks over at Jim's desk. Again. Pam, when you like someone, you'll just know, okay?
Those are two very different definitions of friendship, Michael. I love how it looks like a talking head, and then it's him drinking with the Hammermill guy. That was cute.
And I love how Michael is secretly competent.
"Maybe next time you will estimate me."
"DWIGHT GOT A HOOKER!!" Jim you are so happy, and then it is so sad, because Jim needs to call Pam, and he CAN'T and the only friend he has right then is the camera. :( "DWIGHT GOT A HOOKER!!!" Jim, what are these moments worth when you can't share them with Pam? Come on.
Double date. WOW. Poor Ryan. Ryan, what the hell are you doing? Sweetie, it's time to run. RUN. "You love ketchup! He loves ketchup." He's so beaten down. He's got his job at Dunder Mifflin and he's still got THAT thing going on. With Kelly. What happened to your dreams, honey?
I love how false Pam's voice is on the date. It's that perfect uncomfortably fake polite I'm on an awkward date voice. She's trying so hard to be polite and well behaved on the date...but wow is it awkward.
Buttoning that button...ha!
"I think when I like someone again, I'll just kind of know." Or...you'll be in a huge pit of denial. Or something.
YES. THE TECHNO MUSIC AND THE BLUE LIGHT ON MICHAEL'S SAD SAD FACE.
I really love the relationship between Jim and Michael.
"You're a good boss. You're a great boss."
"I transferred because of Pam."
BREAK MY HEART, JIM.
Lots of buzz about how Jim actually heard that Pam didn't get married. Man, there is just too much we don't know about those three months.
"I put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice." HEART. BROKEN.
I love the way Michael rubs Jim on the back. That's so cute.
"You should at least talk to Roy." Yeah, I think Roy would really appreciate that.
"We used to. Now we're friends." That's so cute.
And again we have Michael's little closing monologue. That applies perfectly to Jim and Pam.
"Oh, God, I hope it's urine."
A lot of people have commented on how they can't believe that Jim confides in Michael. I really like the idea that he does. He confided in him on the booze cruise, and Michael gave him good advice. There's a great fanfic in which Pam goes to Michael after she breaks up with Roy just to have a friend. Michael's confused about why Pam would come to him of all people, and he asks her. She tells him that she didn't want to be around anyone who would judge her. Michael is insane and has no social filter, and that means he's actually one of the most genuine people out there. And because he wants to make everyone be his friend (except Toby, although I think he secretly wants to be friends with Toby too), he's not going to judge people and he's going to listen to them. He may not get the larger implications of life and society, but he'll listen and he won't judge and he's genuine and honest. That's actually not the worst person to confide in, especially when you don't have anyone else.
I've heard a lot of people talking about Toby/Pam. I actually didn't get the impression that that was going to turn into a huge big thing. I don't think there's going to be a whole Toby-loves-Pam thread running throughout this season. Oh God, Toby is so cute, though. Just when I thought I couldn't love Toby more... I think that was more of Toby being lonely, and not getting out and meeting a whole lot of women. And, wow, hey, Pam's single now and dating...and the idea of, "Well, maybe," came into his head. And he was going to go for it for a while, but then he decided that it just wasn't going to happen. I don't see the season three finale being one where Toby comes up to Pam and says, "Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?"
Jim. My God, Jim Halpert. Wow, did you break my heart. Wow. Woooooooow. I want you to come back, Jim. I miss you. And yes, I want you to call Pam. But I do appreciate the fact that the show is keeping things realistic. Both Jim and Pam miss each other like crazy and they don't feel like they should be the one to make the first move. So, they're both trying to get over it, but they can't. And they're both thinking that if anything's going to happen, the other person is going to be the one to start it. And, well, hey, that's totally real life there. But it is sad. And really, Jim just needs to COME BACK. Come back, come back, come back! I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP, JIM!!!